"Maura, why the hell is our 5-year-old daughter sitting in her room reading a dictionary?"

"Well Jane, that is her punishment. I got a call from her school today saying that she cussed out a couple of boys at recess who wouldn’t let her play kickball with them. She then justified her actions by telling the principal that ‘when somebody is being a jackass, you just gotta cuss ‘em out and move on’. Do you know who she might have gotten that idea from?”

"No…"

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